Had to share this one:

Dear Mistress T,
You have drained me! You have not only taken my male-ness, You have left me nothing more than a fleshy shell. Literally i am lying on the floor, covered in my own filth, my heart pounding and my lungs aching.
Today i became a premium member of Your website and i also became Your prisoner forever. You obviously know ever sick, perverted thought that i was too ashamed to tell anyone. You have taken each of them and made them even sicker and then rammed them into every opening in my trembling body. And all i can do is say "thank You" for ruining me.
You have not only taken over my balls, You have complete control of my mind. Whether i walk down the street or take a piss or try not to think of You, You are there. Any order You give me, i will obey. i have resigned myself to being nothing more than Your puppet.
Thank You for destroying me,