Pay Me Not to Eat Your Teeny Tiny Body, Marc

What do we have here? A teeny tiny shrunken man? I nearly stepped on you! What's your name, idiot? Marc? Aw, Marc, you look so scared down there--and you should be. You're so small. So vulnerable to being stepped on. CRUSHED. Wait, are you sweating now? In fear? That was a bad move, Marc. The smell of your fear is... arousing to me. I'm going to pick you up, get a better sniff. Is... that a tiny boner? Oh, this is delightful. I'm about to eat you and you're horny. You don't want to get eaten? Start begging, Marc... beg, and pay me to spare your life. I probably won't, but you don't know until you try, eh?

This was someone's custom, so it has their name in it. If you want me to say YOUR name, order your own.